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If it was easy, everyone would do it.
Growing up is easy. Look around, pretty much everyone over a quarter century old has done it. That's why Dockers thrives as a company, they sell khaki dad pants to the world. To me, it takes real talent, determination and "f&@k the status quo" mentality to stay young at heart, cultivate your artistry and make a living doing so. Shangri-La isn't in the Himalayas, it's in your frontal lobe. The shitbergs will never understand this point of view and will do everything in their power to disillusion you. It's because they don't have what you have and deep down - it kills them.
F them.
Stay fearless, stay creative. If you have any real talent, it will pay off.
McCrappuccino Rant
Dear McDonald's,
please do us all a favor and stop shitting on beautiful things.
Before McDonald's
After McDonald's
Did you get enough product placement in there? Will people remember your McCrappuccino? Just in case they don't, why don't you spend $5 billion dollars on media so this piece of poop runs every 12 seconds? Please stop taking dumps on art, McDonald's, you don't know how to do it right.
Anyway, your McRib rules.
-Slightly Pissed Fan
big egos cause brain damage
Man, it's tough to look away from runaway egos. And arm curls.
shitberg AND sweet mustache alert
why hydra 9 is important
One question we get a lot about our talent farm is, "What the hell are you doing with them?" We think the better question is, "What are we NOT doing with them?"
I believe that a brand's future doesn't belong to marketers, it belongs to the people. Sure, this belief smells of bullshit because we've seen it a million times in a million blended mission statements. How Pixel Farm is different is we're practicing what we preach.
We are a people company.
Hydra 9 is our creative approach to staying true to this promise. With it, we empower a new generation of thinking people (9) from outside of advertising with the same opportunities that seasoned ad guys have to drive brands. We do this without all of the "rational" ad rules (heck, we hardly have any rules, except one, connect creativity to real people).
In this TED talk, child prodigy Adora Svitak says the world needs "childish" thinking: bold ideas, wild creativity and especially optimism. Kids' big dreams deserve high expectations, she says, starting with adults' willingness to learn from children as much as to teach. As you watch, just remove "adults" and insert "advertising shitbergs" and you'll start to see why Hydra 9 is important to us.
shitberg tag team
In this spot for ExtenZe wee wee magic pills, a widescreen TV is almost necessary to showcase all the shitberging that goes on between ex NFL coach Jimmy Johnson and I-don't-even-care-who NASCAR driver.
shitberg chop
Shame on you, Columbia Pictures. Since Gigli and Ghost Rider didn't do enough harm to our cultural sensibilities, you went a step further and cashed in on a pop culture icon. I bet you their angle is "introduce a new generation to good role models." Or in shitberg-free translation, "Cha-ching." And shame on you, Jackie Chan. You're better than this. But you'll never be better than Pat Morita as Miyagi.
shitberg-free
You are a class act, Conan. Way to set the pace for the rest of us. 3:53
shitberg champion!
I retired. I regretted. I entertained offers from other networks, scaring the shit out of NBC, forcing them to offer me a primetime shitberg show. No one watched. Oops. Hey Conan, gimme back. Now scram.
shitberg alert!
Classic. This guy is like the Everest of shitbergs.
