beginner cco

Shame on you, Columbia Pictures. Since Gigli and Ghost Rider didn't do enough harm to our cultural sensibilities, you went a step further and cashed in on a pop culture icon. I bet you their angle is "introduce a new generation to good role models." Or in shitberg-free translation, "Cha-ching." And shame on you, Jackie Chan. You're better than this. But you'll never be better than Pat Morita as Miyagi.